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~ Monday, September 22 ~
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(Source: kingdomofbones)


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fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

Tags: woof my people
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~ Sunday, September 21 ~
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hex-maniac-mareen:

There’s a legend here in Brazil about a ghostly creature called the “Hairy Leg” (Perna Cabeluda). It’s just a ghostly, disembodied hairy leg that hops around kicking people, and then disappearing into the night.

hex-maniac-mareen:

There’s a legend here in Brazil about a ghostly creature called the “Hairy Leg” (Perna Cabeluda). It’s just a ghostly, disembodied hairy leg that hops around kicking people, and then disappearing into the night.

Tags: what a good rubbish ghost
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~ Saturday, September 20 ~
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i like russian people, in general. they are very weird.


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my “collection” is just one picture and its of that lady laying down on the floor outstretched next to a fish, a big fish, you know the one. thats my collection, but now it has these nice walrus pictures too.


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queermobile:

hungryghoast:

semperannoying:

A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.

Love that walrus

love this fat sea dog

Tags: i like to collect photos of russian people posing awkwardly with animals this will do well in my collection
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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Tags: LMFAOOOOOO
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~ Thursday, September 18 ~
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CHERCHE IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED CHAR GOD EVERYONE MARRY CHERCHE. LOVE CHERCHE!!!


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attabeen:

u know those ladies who walk around with their dogs in their purses and buy little fluffy boots for their dogs and ask their dogs for their opinions on things and probably have a place at the dinner table reserved specifically for their pet?? well that is basically 100% cherche only there is no dog there is only an eighteen foot long flying lizard and that is why she is my favorite character 

Tags: my wife
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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image


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