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~ Saturday, August 30 ~
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shikatanai-ne said: my highschool was on the other side of town to my house in a really rich neighbourhood and in my last few months of year 12 a new restaurant opened where there used to be like... a home coffee making machine store. It was simply called "ASIAN" and idk if it's still there bc I never go that side of town anymore but I hope it is

ADJGJKADKJL JUST ASIAN. WHATS INSIDE? NO ONE KNOWS. ALL OF ASIA MAYBE

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actually i think the best thing ever is when i was in santa fe

there was a restaurant just called “ASIAN RESTAURANT” i shit you not. just. asian restaurant

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Anonymous said: there's a place where i live that's just named Italian Restaurant, they don't even have the confidence to put any kind of descriptor in the title. they're not Best Italian Restaurant, they're not even Good Italian Restaurant. the only positive thing they're willing to admit about their business is that it is indeed italian food they are serving at a restaurant. at least they have good tiramisu

oh my god where is the “like” button for this ask. i like this ask. in my hometown there is a book store that just says “BOOKS” 

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sorry thist story is actually super funny and best italian restauant is like SUPEr funny in how bad it is but im too tired to be coherent enoough to be funny so sorry :(


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speaking of reverse psychology that got someone to go to a place that they shouldnt go to

in gatlinburg, tennessee (already a warning sign if you know anything about this place) is the worst restaurant in the world called simply “best italian restaurant.” thats what its called. just “best italian restaurant” anyway it is literlaly the worst place i have ever eaten it was so disgusting and inedible and the entire place was a dump and the waitress was ridiculously unprofessional and they made you PAY FOR WATER like this is the worst place in the world … was like. you know those places you see on kitchen nightmares and restaurant impossible and stuff … this was like … worse than anything i have ever seen on that show …

ok so my moms friend from work went down to gatlinburg for vacation and posted on facebook like ‘where should i eat” and my mom just responded “do NOT go to best italian restaurant” and then like a day later her friend makes another cryptic facebook status “when a friend tells you to avoid a restaurant you should listen” and what happened is like her daughter was just ~*~*~**~*~CRAVING`~**~*~*~* seafood alfredo and there was only one place in town that served seafood alfredo and it was best italian restaurant so they went and im just like you FOOLS 

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pipistrellus:

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

dinosaurceress:

darkmoonbaphomet:

Should have posted both pictures first. This place is in the upper peninsula of Michigan, just a little bit north of the Mackinac Bridge. It is seriously the Mystery Shack from Gravity Falls, right down to the guided tours and shitty gift shop, which is filled with useless nicknacks and racist as hell toys (which you can find in most of northern Michigan).

Northern Michigan (depending on where you go, you’ll end up in “Yooper” Peninsula territory) is basically the Ozarks of the Midwest according to natives/people that have lived here long enough to know better than to go to Northern Michigan.

But damn. I gotta see this shit.

ITS MYSTERY SPOT
for many years me and my dad would drive past MYSTERY SPOT and I’d always tell him to stop until like year after year it became a big enough inside joke that we actually DID stop and oh my god it sucked so bad. it’s so stupid. don’t go. I won’t tell you what’s there bc it’s a mystery but don’t go

why the fuck wouldnt you tell them whats there

its a fucking sideways house

thats it. a sideways house and a bored teenager desperately attempting to convince you that gravity ~works differently on these here hills~ in the face of evidence that the reason that marbles seem to roll “uphill” is BECAUSE ITS A SIDEWAYS FUCKING HOUSE

also, a gift shop.

i felt obligated to keep the MYSTERY as if telling people to not go and still not telling them what was there would reverse psychology them into WANTING TO GO and then i could be like “i told you not to go” 

but yes its just a sideways house and yes the teenager is always there and very irritating. its a sideways house


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